Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
What did the cake say to the other cake?
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month