adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.